vuov:

p-pegasus:

you rock man


this is my favourite photo ever

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

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370,711 notes

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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385,104 notes

dscourage:

friendcest:

dscourage:

sometimes, I wonder to myself why I’m here

because your parents had sex

ok

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4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

(via gnarly)

602,695 notes

thirdeyedeaf:

isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather

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224,716 notes

adraughtofamortentia:

topharry2014:

l8ers:

How do girls even put on eyeliner and make it perfect

like 149 video tutorials and a lot of crying

after summoning satan

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

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ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part