feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: feathor, via moonpets)

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samanndriel:

I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out

(via coolstephaniegendronus)

229,107 notes

meanplastic:

hey can you please…”

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(via adam-rikard)

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840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

(Source: ellsworthsmelly, via revivalofthedizzymartian)

418,716 notes

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

152,382 notes

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(Source: jagroar, via sarcastic-snowflake)

386,512 notes

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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(Source: thesassycat, via itisknownkhalessi)

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